Pasar Malam

BIOLOGY CLASS

Sometimes I really do feel like im in a night market when im in bio class.

My wonderful and lovely Bio teacher is the one and only Pn. Arasu. Roflmao.

She speaks in such wonderful english that i always Laugh Out Loud.

Mind you. Im being so sarcastic here! xD

New name for her M.I.A(Malaysian Indian Accent) rapper. Haha.

Every sentence she say is so accent-fied.

She always screams at pupils "OI OI OI" macam pasar malam!

Her English is like so teruk!

"Ehh if his spinal cord hurt, does he can breathe?"

SHE BROUGHT OUT A SKELETON TODAY..

"Boys, say good morning to Ah Kau.." WTFFF.

She teaches in class and suddenly say that she's some warrior like Kungu Panda or somesort.. Gilarrr... =/

My chair accidently "SQUASHED" Zhi Wyai's legs.. Sorry dude.

His first sentence, "Shit, Fuck Mother Fucker!! PAINNNN..."

ENGLISH CLASS

Another dumb teacher in town..

Class monitor: "Class stand! Good morning Sir."

English teacher: " Dun call me sir. I'm not knighted by the queen of England yet!"

English teacher: "Ehhh boy. Jangan bagi aku marah! Aku erupt nanti belasah you."

FRIEND: "teacher, what is erupt?" (acting innocent)

English teacher: " Bila you da fei kei, you erupt!"

FRIEND: " Ehh, i erupt in your mouth. HAHAHAHA"

CLASS IS CRAZIEEEEE NOWADAYS. THE CRAP WE LEARN IN SCHOOL.