Once upon two days ago in Biology Class,


"okay buggers, if you all had enough babies, then do vesectomy la."
"Ehh teacher, cut the sperm duct(vas deferens)??"
"Nolahhh. You can use very high technology clips now"
"CLIPSS?? Later run run run wont drop meh the clips?"
"Ehh you dun challenge me arh! You think your sperm so strong?"
"Ehh teacher. 400million la. You think what?"
"Okayyy. Means you have SUPERMAN sperm la then"
"....................................."
"Can swim and crawl like commandos"
"................................................."


Another incident.

"You think mangoes very nice la now? Actually you eating the mango seed is like you eating the ovule and the ovary."

TAK KAITAN LANGUSUNGGGGGG. Everyone pun WTF.